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Friday, July 13, 2007

The Key To Bra Sizes

心情唔好做乜? 上網搵笑話睇睇, 哈哈大笑一輪心情即時好番. 睇咗一堆Dating versus Marriage, The Secret Making a Marriage Last等等, 笑到暈, 呢個好精彩 ~ The Key To Bra Sizes:

Men, ya ever wonder what those bra cup size really mean? I've found the secret.

  • A -- "A"lmost boobs.
  • B -- "B"arely there.
  • C -- "C"an do.
  • D -- "D"amn good.
  • E -- "E"normous.
  • F -- "F"ake.
  • G -- "G"igantic.
  • H -- "H"umongous.
  • I -- "I"ncredible.

Overbust Measurement

Measure round the fullest part of your bust to determine Cup size. If the bust measurement is:

  • same as your bra size, your Cup size is A.
  • 1 inch more gives Cup size B
  • 2 inches more gives Cup size C
  • 3 inches more gives Cup size D
  • 4 inches more gives Cup size DD
  • 5 inches more gives Cup size E

and so on through F, FF and G

This gives us:

  • A - Anything there?
  • B - Beginning (to get interesting)
  • C - (worth) Considering
  • D - Damn good
  • DD - Doubly delicious
  • E - Enormous
  • F - Fabulous
  • FF - Ffff-phew
  • G - Golly gosh (or some such epithet)
哈哈哈!

Source: joke-archives.com

5 comments:

aulina said...

size doesn't matter!! every one has the perfect bust: it's how we see them that matters.

(Honestly, having gone through a few different cup sizes, I do think it's nicer to have smaller ones... :P)

Andy said...
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Andy said...

Erhhhh...if you don't mind me asking, may I know why you went through a few different cup sizes?

:|

Anonymous said...

aulina: how come u have gone through few diff cup sizes???? ah yes, breast-feeding right? huh, i am always either "almost boobs" or "barely there"! :)

andy: i believe aulina meant pre- and post- breast-feeding lah... don't think she would try plastic surgery.

aulina said...

咪就係發育=>成年=>大肚=>母乳=>減肥囉,唔只杯,仲有吋數,變化嚇死人,睇舊相好驚!