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Friday, May 02, 2008

失魂

不算是個大意的人, 但總有失魂撞板事件, 計有:

1. 外出或回家後, 鎖匙留了在門上. 數數手指大大話有四次了. 很危險!

2. 洗頭時發覺怎也擦不出泡沫, 原來用了護髮素而不是洗頭水

3. 揹著手袋又拿著一大袋, 關門時還以為忘了那個大袋, 走進屋內找.

4. 開了火, 鑊未下油, 在廳中忘了, 差點火燒屋. 當然也嚇了一陣子, 因為要撲火.

5. 不知怎樣弄至眼睛微絲血管爆, 可能是眼火爆!

6. 戴/著錯嘢... 即係著白衫唔記得裡面嗰個都應該要白或肉色... 當然即刻換啦!

7. 看著電視吃晚飯, 碟飯放在大腿上, 不知何故整碟飛墮地上, 幸而已差不多吃完

8. 吃完下午茶差點忘記結賬便離去, 十分尷尬. 幸而揹著袋時準備走, 看到侍應便記起.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

我試過落bar坐低成台女仔,特然唔記得自己個女朋友......事後,好驚!

Unknown said...

我前日回家時也留了抽 key 在大門。不過 Jac Jac 醒目提我!

好彩個仔唔似我!

mad dog said...

eeeason: 咪玩啦! 你成日都唔記得自己有女朋友架啦. :P

Anonymous said...

我成日周圍搵黑超,最後發現其實箍係頭上……

Anonymous said...

怎樣看你也是一名大頭蝦的人了。

mad dog said...

cr: 哈, 好多時都會. 不過我少戴黑超.

uncle ray: 你無試過咩?

Anonymous said...

what eye shadow do u recommend?

Anonymous said...

lemon: i seldom use eye shadow. although i did buy some in japan last time... from shiseido maquillage.

愛美 said...

1, 2 我都試過好多次!

mad dog said...

愛美: 鎖匙真係好危險! 護髮素當洗頭水我係琴晚試過一次... :)

laichungleung said...

6. I thought adding a bit of a contrast isn't all that bad. The hottest protest girl in town actually wear a black one under her signature tube top with the straps showing. I guess she's starting a trend right here right now. Did summer come early already?

7. I thought only a Guy can do that.

from the dirty minded.

Anonymous said...

laichungleung said...
你係想講:
"看著電視XX, YY放在大腿上, 不知何故YY飛墮地上, 幸而已差不多X完"
無錯 係男人至得嘅

laichungleung said...

eeeason,

Your dirty mind knows no bound and certainly trumps mind ... by a big margin. I have no idea what you are talking about, except it's probably R-rated.

Now back to the original PG rated program

mad dog said...

LCL: it sort of summer already. well, a lot of young girls do like to show off their bra straps... some kind of a trend i guess. and yes, simply ignore mr. eeeason.

eeeason: 係你先諗到!

Anonymous said...

XX=打PS3 YY=controller
你地諗咩呀?