"你咁都唔明... 唉, 女人到咗某個年紀就會好蠢! 你有讀碩士架!""宜家通街都係碩士"
"最弊你嗰間唔係咩Upper XXX State 大學, 話哂都係XXX吖! 點解咁蠢架!"
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一西餐廳內三個五十多歲女人和一名和尚同桌晚飯後在聊天. 對話主要是婦人A和婦人B, 其餘都在聆聽. 她們說了一輪有關水晶及香薰之類的東西.
A: 玫瑰吖, 玫瑰好得!
B: 係呀? 我咩都唔信架, 咩水晶呀...
A: 得架, 真架. 玫瑰. 千幾蚊左右啦. 按個肚, 好有效. 你知嘛, 會有女人嗰種開心, 好得!
B: 女人嗰種開心, 即係點?
A: 女人嗰種開心, 即係女人被愛嗰種感覺!
坐在她們三尺後, 差點大笑了出來!
"唉, 都話啲女人到咗某年紀就越來越蠢!"
"好彩我信咗耶穌, 真係唔想幾廿歲人變成咁... 女人越老越蠢, 不過男人越老越賤... "
8 comments:
其實關唔關年紀事呢？
I don't think all women act like this.
Men can also be a big fool sometimes.
3: 有啲男人覺得女人智慧隨著年紀增長而減低...
uncle ray: men can be a big fool, but they deserve it. women do not deserve to be such a fool as they age... :P
信耶穌就唔會愈老愈蠢?
karelian: 蠢得嚟唔會亂信嘢... :P 例如搽啲嘢上肚唔會無拿拿有被愛嘅感覺! hahahah!
"...men can be a big fool, but they deserve it. women do not deserve to be such a fool as they age..."
well...有點性別歧視呢...
玫瑰放在肚皮上那一刻，真的感到高興，蠢就蠢囉。無傷他人，無傷大雅，何妨騙騙自己？
太清醒有時會好痛苦。
cosmicrays: 哈哈, that was just a joke. 我明知係性別歧視... 講笑啫.
oops...太認真添...sorry huh..
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