男人想聽的說話 What Men Want to Hear

前兩天說過女人想聽的說話, 當然也要說說男人想聽的了. 說真的, 我們說什麼他們都不太理會, 有什麼好說?

我不是那些太懂哄男人的女人, 如阿佘那種嗲聲嗲氣, 但我知道大部份男人都喜歡. 大學時有一奇女子一年換七個男朋友, 那七"兄弟"都是同一伙兒的朋友, 問你服未? 朋友說她很會"Lum仔", 會依偎在男友身後很嗲地說: "我整個蛋糕你食oY?"死未?!(不過聽講佢係Bi既!)

我不是"Lum仔"后, 不知道太多男人想聽的說話, 想到的只有這些, 男士們, 歡迎給意見!

"我想同你生個仔"(不過未必個個鍾意)

"你阿媽真係好錫我!"

"三"送"一湯等你返黎!"

"整個蛋糕俾你oY!"

"我老公/男友喎, 緊係掂啦!"

"你真係著得好型!"

"生日送隻錶俾你oY!"

"你手車令我好有安全感"

"你教我好嘛?"/"我唔識呀, 你教我"

"You are the Best!"

網上找到一個"印度"版:
What men want to hear... (India Times Women)

I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again!

I'm so happy with my new hairstyle. I don't think I'll ever change it again.

It's only the third quarter... you should order a couple more pitchers.

Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore.

I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more.

I liked that wedding even more than ours.

Your ex-girlfriend has class.

Bar food again? Wow!

While you were in the bathroom, I kept your coat in the cupboard. Just check the pockets once!

I didn't get time to remove/see your wallet.

The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.