Saturday, July 29, 2006

男人想聽的說話 What Men Want to Hear

前兩天說過女人想聽的說話, 當然也要說說男人想聽的了. 說真的, 我們說什麼他們都不太理會, 有什麼好說?

我不是那些太懂哄男人的女人, 如阿佘那種嗲聲嗲氣, 但我知道大部份男人都喜歡. 大學時有一奇女子一年換七個男朋友, 那七"兄弟"都是同一伙兒的朋友, 問你服未? 朋友說她很會"Lum仔", 會依偎在男友身後很嗲地說: "我整個蛋糕你食oY?"死未?!(不過聽講佢係Bi既!)

我不是"Lum仔"后, 不知道太多男人想聽的說話, 想到的只有這些, 男士們, 歡迎給意見!





"我老公/男友喎, 緊係掂啦!"




"你教我好嘛?"/"我唔識呀, 你教我"

"You are the Best!"

What men want to hear... (India Times Women)

I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again!

I'm so happy with my new hairstyle. I don't think I'll ever change it again.

It's only the third quarter... you should order a couple more pitchers.

Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore.

I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more.

I liked that wedding even more than ours.

Your ex-girlfriend has class.

Bar food again? Wow!

While you were in the bathroom, I kept your coat in the cupboard. Just check the pockets once!

I didn't get time to remove/see your wallet.

The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.


Pema said...

噢~ 我一句也沒說過.

事實上, 我不大會說話.

梁巔巔 said...




"你好犀利 (你好勁)"


imak said...

"你令我覺得好幸福", my husband found this one very "lum".

Anonymous said...

ha, thanks all for sharing!
LDD: "我等你" -- 女人最怕要等
imak: 呢句我未講過...

梁巔巔 said...

a~ 所以如果都講得出, 男人仲唔??!

梁巔巔 said...


Anonymous said...

LDD: ha... so a woman said this to u before? :P

imak said...

LDD... u dun feel too much pressure? i will get scared if a man tells me he will be waiting for me. hahaa~

梁巔巔 said...

Mad Dog:



若然個女仔係我好愛的, 點會有壓力?! "lum" 都魂飛九宵外都 o黎唔切 la!

"i will get scared if a man tells me he will be waiting for me. hahaa~"

o希, o甘梗係~ 我又唔係鍾意同性!


Ruth Tam said...

I have said: "你真係著得好型!" and "你教我好嘛?"/"我唔識呀, 你教我".

Also, I always tell him he's getting better at doing something if he shows improvement.

梁巔巔 said...

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