前兩天說過女人想聽的說話, 當然也要說說男人想聽的了. 說真的, 我們說什麼他們都不太理會, 有什麼好說?
我不是那些太懂哄男人的女人, 如阿佘那種嗲聲嗲氣, 但我知道大部份男人都喜歡. 大學時有一奇女子一年換七個男朋友, 那七"兄弟"都是同一伙兒的朋友, 問你服未? 朋友說她很會"Lum仔", 會依偎在男友身後很嗲地說: "我整個蛋糕你食oY?"死未?!(不過聽講佢係Bi既!)
我不是"Lum仔"后, 不知道太多男人想聽的說話, 想到的只有這些, 男士們, 歡迎給意見!
"You are the Best!"
What men want to hear... (India Times Women)
I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again!
I'm so happy with my new hairstyle. I don't think I'll ever change it again.
It's only the third quarter... you should order a couple more pitchers.
Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore.
I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more.
I liked that wedding even more than ours.
Your ex-girlfriend has class.
Bar food again? Wow!
While you were in the bathroom, I kept your coat in the cupboard. Just check the pockets once!
I didn't get time to remove/see your wallet.
The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.