一些近來聽過又或近日想起的語錄:某四十幾, 永遠停留在七十年代尾八十年代初的女同事: 嗰個容祖兒, 好心佢就嫁咗佢啦, 見到佢就... 阻住哂!
某某1: 原來生活好簡單就得架啦, 我宜家都無乜嘢想買.
某某2: Without you, without me!
某某3對其女兒: 你估我有無機會睇到你有第二春?
某從菲律賓來工作數天的同事又帶了那款十分味美的Goldilocks餅乾來, 我說: Oh XXX, this is the best food from your country! (唔知環球商場有無得買呢?)
外人買了蛋糕回公司, 當是答謝麻煩各人(其實只是用了些地方, 都沒有麻煩大家, 只是識做)
同事A問: 咦, 點解有蛋糕嘅? XXX買架... ? 點解呀?
有人解說後...
那個四十幾, 永遠停留在七十年代尾八十年代初的女同事: 咁你有無幫過人吖, 無貢獻就唔好食啦! (然後忽然知道自己把口賤)哈, 食啦, 有得食就咪問咁多!
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點解容祖兒阻住哂呀?
XXX= god?
uncle ray: 如果係God, 我做乜要XXX???!?!??!?! 傻架你. 人地個名呀大哥!
停留響780果位，如果佢而家4x，係咪即係思想得一兩歲呀？
aulina: 佢直成"腎"架!
tell u what...I have relatives in the Philippines and they come to HK very often..if you want some Goldilock, let me know which one and I can got you some la!
Miss K: wowow!!! :) thanks! it's Goldilocks Polvoron (original, the yellow packet), very very yummy ah! ;) i love u!
我不傻, 但有點苯!
至驚D大嬸嘴gel gel, 吵耳兼夾頂心頂肺，煩到死。
uncle ray: XD
cosmicrays: 但果啲阿Sim又唔得罪得噃... 煩Lar死...
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