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Friday, September 12, 2008

只在香港

1. 二人行, 一老人家和一菲傭或印傭以廣東話交談

2. 一整班學生都戴近視眼鏡

3. 小孩子們說英語, 父母說廣東話或唔鹹唔淡英語

4. 打風打麻將

5. 可以日日食壽司, 不過唔係日本人

6. 百貨公司某幾個化妝品counters自由行客多過本地客

7. LV門口排隊不再是日本人

8. OL出外午餐拿著小小小紙袋(盛載銀包紙巾等物件...)

9. 好多Apple, Yuki, Suki, 仲有乜乜ki... 亦有Orange, 同Strawberry...

10. 乜歌乜歌手都有人聽...

11. 一咭(八達通)旁身, 全港通行

12. 乜隊都有人排

13. 食buffet食到食物中毒; 最多buffet地方選擇

14. 好多人唔洗做


歡迎加上更多

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

我係第八個類人..over..over..

michelle said...

是嗎? 好多人唔洗做?

Anonymous said...

好少地方啲人好似香港人咁成日走去酒店食嘢。

mad dog said...

karelian: huh?! :)

michelle: 真架.

xq: 係噃!!! :)

Anonymous said...

笑貧不笑娼?

c.r said...

睇戲嘅時候上邊講多少,下邊講多少。

Anonymous said...

燒炭自殺。

laichungleung said...

3. Me too. Mandarin and Cantonese and English, all mixed up and messed up.

9. You mean these are people' names? Okay, if you are Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter then it's OKAY to be called Apple (or not) .... If you are not, you better think twice. I am very old ... school. I still prefer Peter, Paul and Mary kind of name. Or simply your Chinese name. Anyhow, people have the freedom to be ________. (fill in the blank yourself maddog)

12 .... Unless I absofxxkinglutely need to. I refuse to wait in any line. Not saying I will cut the line but I just don't like to wait in line like to buy a freaking "I'm Not A Plastic Bag?" I guess it just shows how hard plastic that is.

14. Please please I want to be on number 14. God help me.

mad dog said...

uncle ray: 都唔係噃...

cr: :)

readandeat: 係! 首創添!

LCL: 3/ :) 9/ right! or the sons of David Beckham... or the heiress of Hiltons! :)

啊澤 said...

乜都可以攞黎炒到天價高,然後下個禮拜冇人記得。

mad dog said...

啊澤: 非常對!

Anonymous said...

十分善忘。或十分"寬宏大量"
發生食物中毒事件既餐廳,名都唔駛轉,第二日如常營業,門外照舊排長龍。

mad dog said...

nefuis: 對, 香港人都好善忘.