A Random Meme

1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?

我當然知道, 係三個字點寫都知.

2. What body part do you hate the most?

好多噃, 最唔鍾意兩條腿啦, 下身啦...

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?

男的? 無乜喎. 呀, 讀U時, 有科summer時take, Psychology of Emotions, 個教授型到呢... 第一堂拖埋架單車入課室, 啲女同學差不多大叫出嚟! 仲係史丹福畢業的呢... 一頭金髮, 宜家仲記得佢個樣.

4. Have you ever made out in a basement?

無... 噃. 有都唔喺度講啦...

5. What body part do you wash first in the shower?

右腳膝蓋以下

6. Do you have any piercings?

沒有

7. Do you have any tattoos?

沒有

8. Is your driveway steep?

Apartment哪裡有driveway

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringle

sour cream & onion

10. Have you ever been tied up?

用繩那種?! 綁架?! :P 沒有.

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?

想不起來...

12. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

無咁癲... 我好專一吓架... 都...

13. How many times have you been cursed at?

嘩, 無乜卦... 邊個咁賤?

14. Which shoe do you put on first?

咦, 無留意噃... pointe shoes呢就左腳先架通常...

15. How old are you?

3X

16. Have you ever been to a gay bar?

好似無. 不過喺加拿大睇過男人table dance... :P

17. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?

??? oh... (Two friends who have a sexual relationship without being emotionally involved) NO!

18. Is there one thing all of the times you have been in love have had in common?

???

19. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
無啦緊係...

20. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

...

21. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

唔知噃...

22. Have you ever had a song written about you?

我都想...

23. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or your towel ever again, which would you choose?

咁得人驚? 咁床單啦... 起碼我沖完涼先瞓嘅

24. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?

私隱嘢唔喺度講啦

25. What was your childhood nickname?

講過喇. 其中一個: 阿婆豬; 音: 吖Por豬

26. When is the last time you played the air guitar?

沒有

27. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?

無呀

28. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?

無人會俾我揸車架...

29. Have you ever bitten your toenails?

吓...

30. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?

一啖啖咬囉. 唔會搣開

31. Name something you do when your same sex friends aren't around?

無乜唔同噃

32. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

睇吓咩酒, drunk成點先? Unconscious嗰隻? 好耐都唔敢喇, 起碼五六杯先會咁喇. 宜家身體麻麻, 年紀又唔細, 飲半支紅酒就會有少少反應, 適可而止.

33. Why are you doing this survey?

無嘢寫又想entertain吓啲readers嘛

34. What was the best year of your life?

我諗, 係相對而言啦. 永遠都覺得以前點好點好. 而家我會答係大學年代. 可能遲多十年八年我會話係宜家都唔錯添...

35. Any strange phobias?

勁驚貓囉

36. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

NO!

37. When's the last time you threw up?

幾個月前, 食物中毒囉又

38. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?

無咁蠢

39. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?

無

40. Have you ever played naked Twister?

無

41. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?

無啦緊係, 我幾飲得架

42. How many Ellie's do you know?

??? no.

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