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Thursday, July 23, 2009

發癲Sale屎

絕大部份對話都是重疊的, 即二人同時機關槍式爆發:

Sale屎: 先生, 我地係XXXX

我: 你連我係先生

Sale屎: XXX XXX XXX

我: ... 定小姐你都分唔清...

Sale屎: 你有無一百萬?

我: 你連我係先生定小姐你都分唔清, 你sell咩呀?!?!?!

Sale屎: (發爛咋式) 你有無一百萬? 你有無一百萬? 你有無一百萬?

我: 你sell乜呀?!

立即吸佢線. 真係人都癲!

13 comments:

Miss Yim San said...

我通常任佢講,唔出聲,等佢以為冇人,佢就會話:「喂?喂?」,而我就會話:「唔要,我大把錢!(若係sell我免息貸款)」,跟手cup線。試過有一次位未瞓醒嘅sell屎係我cup線後,又9秒9打來講同一番sell屎嘢,我未嘆口氣話:「喂!我夫啱啱先話唔要囉!」哈!!!

mad dog said...

miss yim san: ha, 唔出聲都係上策噃! 下次試吓先! :)

Mag Yip said...

mad dog..

你都好相與喎!!
重會同佢傾...
我已經唔會再聽呢d電話,
通常打黎一聽到係Sell嘢!!
我就即係收線...
係唔想勞氣,因為我唔係好"老疲",
亦唔想閙人...想即下口德..
所以收線...唔出聲囉!!!

mad dog said...

Mag: 想鬧佢一句先收線嘛 :)

Echo said...

He must be insane. No way that he wasn't.

I just experienced an crazy stupid and ridiculous ebay seller tonight too!

Madman are everywhere these days!

mad dog said...

echo: 我聽得出佢笑笑口講添呀!

Echo said...

Mayb he just got released from Mental hospital!

mad dog said...

Echo: haha, dunno.

uncle ray said...

這人真係好離譜,知不知是那一間公司?

mad dog said...

uncle ray: 唔記得佢間咩公司喇, 一聽到佢叫我先生已經好唔高興, 做緊嘢被人騷擾已經煩架啦.

Pema said...

俾我, 第一次叫先生, 心情好時, 會講打錯, 否則即cut線...尤其在工作時, 一律當騷擾..

Pema said...

應該係 : "小姐", 你打錯呀 !

mad dog said...

Pema: 好!!!