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Friday, September 04, 2009

閒話

1. 約七友生日飯及午飯, 可以連續幾day不停email加電話都未攪掂. 你話女人係咪麻鬼煩? 有人第一次主動訂枱, book咗12:30pm, 我話XXX食1pm架, 咁早呀? 佢話約一點又有人點三先出現... 一陣又話趕住走人, 可能午飯要分兩輪喇... :) 笑死. okok, 我即使唔係12:30pm抵達, 一定唔會早走.

2. 美國夏威夷有條好好嘅新法例, 就係有體臭唔俾上巴士! 太好喇, 香港都應該要立法! 最好所有公共交通工具都要包括埋, 仲有係戲院!!! 上次前面坐咗個狐霸, 要全程用tissue掩鼻, 慘絕人寰!

3. Kelly被人話借肚生仔, 我都覺得似係. 雖然真係好多人大肚身型依然窈窕, 生完都係咁瘦, 不過佢幾個月都去人地concert做嘉賓, 又拍廣告, high heels照著, 樣無變... 好難叫人唔懷疑囉. 聽佢答記者嘅語氣, 可能bb都唔係佢自己湊添.

4. 楊小姐出嫁, 其實真係唔洗交代太多, 有時越描越黑. 佢話: 佢(丁)真係唔係大家講到咁嘅. 無辦法, 俾人起哂底, 月入兩萬(乜雲地利道會有萬幾蚊咁平嘅樓租咩? 500尺嗰隻?)無物業, 娶個有錢女人... 有時係唔公平架... 女人嫁有錢男人又俾人話, 有錢女人嫁窮人個窮人又俾人話. 所以最好就乜都唔好講. :) 呀, 仲有, 有鑽石界專業朋友話, 嗰隻戒指頂多得卡幾, 兩卡都無, 娛樂版竟然話有三卡, 傻架.

5. 我諗楊丁同黎樂都要多謝劉大哥, 唔係佢嗰單咁大鑊, 佢地都要上頭條.

6. 是日好八咁. :P

17 comments:

七友 said...

點解未攪掂?咪有人張生日飯同午飯confuse囉!雖然我唔係成日book檯, 不過都唔係第一次!
仲有,唔係得你一個食 ah 阿姐!

mad dog said...

唉... 病咗未睇email, 啲人又鬼死咁亂, 有乜計... :P book枱你真係少可呀...

mad dog said...

咦, 係喎, 你幾時識打中文架? 攞咗個手寫板返工呀? :)

Echo said...

But is it legal to have a surrogate in HK?

uncle ray said...

那條例是好,但沒涉及歧視嗎?

Karelian said...

係!平日自己有幾多銀兩都唔好俾人知~同咩人拍拖唔使交代得太詳細~幾時打算嫁人都唔使向朋友交代~因為全都是私人生活的事..

Al said...

上瑜伽堂, 试过有鬼佬&师奶有BO。 即走,换mat. 唔明d人点解唔先冲一冲身呢. 自己唔知自己有BO 架咩???

mad dog said...

echo: i dunno. i think if u have the $$$, anything can be done :)

uncle ray: 但係會影響他人嘛, 好似公眾吐痰咁, 拉佢地係咪即係歧視人吐痰?

karelian: 藝人係公眾人物, 當然好多嘢都無得唔公開, 不過要識保護自己, 就好多嘢都可以唔需要講.

Al: yoga先煩, 好多人好大汗, 啲mat唔鋪毛巾都唔敢用/用消毒藥水噴過先.

Kempton said...

I need something funny and this piece fits the bill.

By the way, is there a Snow White somewhere? And are the 七友 that short? :)

mad dog said...

kempton: no snow white, no dwarfs. those are my 7 high school friends (some i knew since kindergarten!) :)

Kempton said...

My better half has one kindergarten friend that she still kept in touch and thats amazing to me already. And you have "some"!

Nice to have looong time friends (since high school) as those are the ones that will be the most honest with u.

imak said...

丁生用入二萬都買隻卡幾兩卡既戒子, 佢呢個月咪白做+無飯開? but anyway, 楊小姐嫁得出都算係咁啦!

mad dog said...

kempton: i do have a few kindergarten friends that i still keep in touch with, it's a blessing to have them :)

imak: 人地話兩卡戒指最少都要廿萬呀 :)

聶秀康 said...

楊小姐都算求仁得仁啦!
丁生係弱在身家吾夠千華厚,其餘都ok啦!至於個底花,那就要看大家的造化,我諗娛圈中好多女星都羨慕架!例如:英皇大家姐。

mad dog said...

聶: 咁佢地恨唔恨就唔知, 不過我覺得丁生連個樣都吸引唔到我, 正所謂無範掂就係佢喇... :P

Tessa said...

2. 嘩~ 對於無體臭既人黎講係好事,但有體臭既人就好慘喎,除非有架巴士專門俾體臭既人坐,否則佢地咪邊度都唔駛去?同埋有d人係唔知自己有體臭架喎~ 另外,有體臭既人咪唔可以做巴士司機囉?um....呢個係好難纏既問題......

mad dog said...

Tessa: 咁先好, 不自知嘅就會知道, 然後去睇醫生囉, 有得醫架嘛. :)