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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

幾句

吃了一口蘋果, 以為是很大的一口, 因為視它為華盛頓蘋果... 原來那是一個富士蘋果. 那麼的一口, 其實少得可憐.

有時是不需要太黑白分明. 不過有時真的一是(1), 一是(2), 不在(1)便要去(2), 沒有中間, 沒有模稜兩可. 凡事有時限.

晚上兩件小事, 令人心裡一笑. 首先是乘的士往上課(很短的路程), 下車時有點混亂, 關了車門, 幸而司機未開車, 然後我見到自己的銀包在座椅上!!! 立即開門大叫: 我個銀包呀!!!!

另一件好事. 課後去超市購物. 付錢時, 手上有四件東西. 前面的中年男士有一車東西, 其實都不多, 約十件左右. 他竟然回頭對我說: 你先吖!

我: 唔洗啦, 唔該. 得架啦.

到他了, 他放了兩件在收銀員前, 然後又再一次回頭: 俾你先吖!

天大的好人!

我: 唔緊要啦, 你先啦.

14 comments:

laichungleung said...

Wow, you must be looking very threatening, menacing or just plain weird so much so that he had to let you go first just to get rid of you at the earliest ....

This is akin to X-Files or the Curious Case of Mad Dog. I suggest you to take a look at the mirror now.

(please don't kill me ....)

Anonymous said...

LCL: hahaha! no way!!!

laichungleung said...

ha ha because you are 天大的好人! too
when people are nice, it really kind of make your day.

I had too much coffee and coke (the beverage) and I forgot to take my medication. You have a good day.

Anonymous said...

親愛的 mad dog 靚女,

下一次請在第二次 "你先吖!"時,對哩D男人微微笑(電吓他)之後,便先付款走人。

你必須讓這樣的好男人有機會練習練習,沒有機會練習的好男人會慢慢退化的,讓世界殘留D令人作嘔的骯髒男人, 怕未?。哈哈哈.


一個令人作嘔的骯髒男人敬上
(當年我都好好人,不過,唉... 沒有機會練習,唉... )

aulina said...

通常,係人地問俾佢先得唔得,我會好衰咁話:唔得... :P

不是公主 said...

去supermarket俾$我都會咁...

因為我知道如果買得少野.. 前面個位一大車野.. 要等好耐0既感受....

mad dog said...

LCL: right, I was having a not-too-good day, then the wallet-still-on-taxi thing, and then this nice man, really made my day.

加燦: 近乎阿伯都電? 我做唔出咁cheap呀... :P

aulina: 俾著我都會話: 唔得. :) 除非我果日心情好自己offer人地排先又唔同. ha!

我不是公主: 我好少呀. 因為有express line架嘛. 而且琴晚又唔趕, 又唔係好多人, 無所謂. :)

Anonymous said...

我可是同意加燦的話,下次遇上你是不用客氣的了。

mad dog said...

uncle ray: 如果我好好好趕, 佢又靚仔的話, 或者會考慮. :P

Anonymous said...

咁唔電啦,笑一笑,說聲唔該,便先付款走人。為什麼不讓能他做個1分鐘紳士?諗諗,OK?

uncleray, thanks for agreeing and trying to convince mad dog.

Anonymous said...

人家禮讓給你,你還要看看對方靚不靚仔?

唉!嚴重歧視我等醜男呀 :)

mad dog said...

uncle ray: hahaha!

Al said...

yes, agree. you should let him be a gent & go ahead. Then the polite cycle will continue on & on.
I wasn't as lucky last time i visted Park'n shop. The chinese lady (m'am) was planning to let me go ahead (she said to the maid "let her go first" when the Flippino maid insisted on pulling her m'am's cart (they hv 2 carts full) b4 me. The Flippino maid was in front of me. I dun understand why the maid has to be so nasty. (is it bcos I look like a flippino which I do unfortunately..) and why the chinese lady has to listen to a flippino maid. not tat I am a racist here, but there is a reason why she will always be an uncivilized maid.

mad dog said...

Al: that maid is a bit mean...