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Thursday, July 23, 2009

發癲Sale屎

絕大部份對話都是重疊的, 即二人同時機關槍式爆發:

Sale屎: 先生, 我地係XXXX

我: 你連我係先生

Sale屎: XXX XXX XXX

我: ... 定小姐你都分唔清...

Sale屎: 你有無一百萬?

我: 你連我係先生定小姐你都分唔清, 你sell咩呀?!?!?!

Sale屎: (發爛咋式) 你有無一百萬? 你有無一百萬? 你有無一百萬?

我: 你sell乜呀?!

立即吸佢線. 真係人都癲!
於

13 comments:

  1. Miss Yim SanFriday, July 24, 2009 9:51:00 AM

    我通常任佢講，唔出聲，等佢以為冇人，佢就會話：「喂？喂？」，而我就會話：「唔要，我大把錢！(若係sell我免息貸款)」，跟手cup線。試過有一次位未瞓醒嘅sell屎係我cup線後，又9秒9打來講同一番sell屎嘢，我未嘆口氣話：「喂！我夫啱啱先話唔要囉！」哈！！！

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  2. mad dogFriday, July 24, 2009 12:34:00 PM

    miss yim san: ha, 唔出聲都係上策噃! 下次試吓先! :)

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  3. Mag YipFriday, July 24, 2009 5:08:00 PM

    mad dog..

    你都好相與喎!!
    重會同佢傾...
    我已經唔會再聽呢d電話,
    通常打黎一聽到係Sell嘢!!
    我就即係收線...
    係唔想勞氣,因為我唔係好"老疲",
    亦唔想閙人...想即下口德..
    所以收線...唔出聲囉!!!

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  4. mad dogFriday, July 24, 2009 5:10:00 PM

    Mag: 想鬧佢一句先收線嘛 :)

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  5. EchoFriday, July 24, 2009 7:16:00 PM

    He must be insane. No way that he wasn't.

    I just experienced an crazy stupid and ridiculous ebay seller tonight too!

    Madman are everywhere these days!

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  6. mad dogFriday, July 24, 2009 11:27:00 PM

    echo: 我聽得出佢笑笑口講添呀!

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  7. EchoSunday, July 26, 2009 1:27:00 AM

    Mayb he just got released from Mental hospital!

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  8. mad dogSunday, July 26, 2009 1:50:00 AM

    Echo: haha, dunno.

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  9. uncle raySunday, July 26, 2009 3:41:00 PM

    這人真係好離譜，知不知是那一間公司？

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  10. mad dogSunday, July 26, 2009 3:47:00 PM

    uncle ray: 唔記得佢間咩公司喇, 一聽到佢叫我先生已經好唔高興, 做緊嘢被人騷擾已經煩架啦.

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  11. PemaSunday, August 02, 2009 12:02:00 PM

    俾我, 第一次叫先生, 心情好時, 會講打錯, 否則即cut線...尤其在工作時, 一律當騷擾..

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  12. PemaSunday, August 02, 2009 12:04:00 PM

    應該係 : "小姐", 你打錯呀 !

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  13. mad dogSunday, August 02, 2009 2:04:00 PM

    Pema: 好!!!

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